True stories of success, and failure.

True stories of success, and failure.

#32. How I became the most social media savvy man in France.
#31. The one night stand from hell.

#30. Stick figure Charlie and the 4th grade bastards.
#29. Turtlenecks for extra credit.
#28. The make-a-wish thief.
#27. “You’ll neeeeeeeeever beeeeeeat the Irish!
#26. Barman, PhD.
#25. Souvenirs from Europe.
#24. The Gold Digger.
#23. I hâte to sleep with you!
#22. Welcome to McDonalds. Your request is denied.
#21. Harry Potter ruined my sex life.

#20. The George Bush pickup line.
#19. Illegal businesses and 4 o’clock in the morning.
#18. A leopard skin mankini & 130€ on coffee.
#17. How to survive a roofie & make a perfume bomb.
#16. Four murders, a prostitution ring, & apple juice.
#15. Robocop works at the immigration office.
#14. Stolen hearing aids & an Italian lingerie party.
#13. A week on an Indian underwear model’s couch.
#12. Negotiation tactics for disgruntled employees.
#11. How to turn $20 into $4500 in eight hours.

#10. Money does not make the man.
#9. Nightcaps with PETA.
#8. I found my job in a trashcan.
#7. How not to apply for a job.
#6. Cherry picking imports, Inc.
#5. When religion impedes progress.
#4. Five months of work equals two years paid vacation.
#3. How to turn an ‘F’ into a ‘B’.
#2. The hard way to become a model.
#1. The silver spoon syndrome.

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